ramp theory

mmm

oh, hey.

I didn't see you there.

What is ramp theory? You've honestly never heard of ramp theory?

I suppose me making it up is a mighty fair excuse.

Well, kiddo, pull up a chair and let me weave you an intricate tale of hypothesis and hyperbole.

Will this take a while? Yes.

What's that? Are you being punished? No.

Will this theory involve graphs? No, not graphs, just one graph.

Oh, you only had ten seconds to spare? Ok. Some other time perhaps.